Jailbreak!

Yesterday during morning naps, Samantha fell asleep a lot later than Amelia, so I had the girls napping in separate rooms so as not to disturb each other. While Samantha slept in our master bedroom, Amelia was slightly awake in her crib, but since she usually sleeps a little bit longer, I left her there, figuring she would just go back to napping.

A few minutes later, I was in the master bedroom tiptoeing around Samantha while putting away some laundry, when I heard a little knock and a scratch scratch at the door. My first thought was, “Dumb dog!” But then I realized Bandit was already in the room under the bed. Uh oh.

I opened the door and there was Amelia, lying on the floor, hands outstretched as if she had expended every last ounce of energy to reach me. After getting over the initial shock of seeing her there, my next thought was, “Wow! You can apparate!”

After rationalizing that harboring secret magical powers probably wasn’t likely considering Amelia could have used her talents to apparate out of her detested car seat or high chair long before now, I came to my second conclusion: Amelia can climb out of her crib!

I carried the smirking Amelia to her room and observed the scene. No dents in the wood floor from a big fall (and no bruises on Amelia). Good. Nothing in the room was awry, so she had opened the door and had come straight over to find me, instead of wreaking havoc in her room. Could have been worse.

Another clue. Her blankie, Wub, and a few stuffed animals that were originally in her crib had mysteriously been moved into Samantha’s crib. Did she throw everything into Samantha’s crib (they love to trade toys when they are both in their own cribs at the same time) and then climb out her own? Or did she climb into Samantha’s crib and then climb out?

Other questions: did Amelia use the mesh crib liner as a ladder and then vault herself over the edge? Or were her movements more methodical and monkey-esque?

Is the gym to blame for her advanced climbing abilities?

Next, I placed Amelia in her crib and then walked out, spying on her from the crack in the door to see if she’d do it again so I could figure out her methods, but by then she was cranky, so my reconnaissance mission had to be postponed.

Hence the reason I’ve spent the evening reading articles entitled, “What to do when your toddler starts climbing out of her crib,” and browsing the Baby Center forums under the search terms, “Help! 15 month old can climb out of crib!”

So far, it looks like most people take the rails off and convert the crib to a toddler bed or simply put the mattress on the floor. I can only imagine the kind of late-night parties the girls will start having with no rails to keep them separated and contained.

It’s the end of an era. And so it begins…sigh.

Lots of love,

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Toddlers and Tiaras–Soviet Edition

A few weeks ago, I signed up the girls for a free trial dance class at the same place the girls take swim lessons and gymnastics. According to the class description, the “Tutsi Toes” would be moving, grooving and wiggling their whole bodies to upbeat children’s tunes, while learning about rhythm, playing with musical instruments, clapping, improving coordination and having fun. Samantha and Amelia love “dancing” to music at home, so I thought it would be the perfect way to get their energy out whilst learning how to participate in more structured activities.
Amelia stretches before dance class.

I dressed the girls in comfy, casual clothing–similar to what they wear to gymnastics. Imagine my surprise when we walked into class and each of the ten other toddlers were dressed in full-on leotards, tights, tutus and ballet slippers! That should have been my first warning sign, but we stayed nevertheless.

Amelia practices her interpretive dancing skills.

The other Tutsi Toes in the class ranged from ages 14 months to 2 1/2 years, with most of the kids closer to the older range. However, even the fourteen month olds were dressed in formal dance attire. I must admit–they were pretty cute–but STILL. We’re talking about little cavepeople who can’t even utter a coherent sentence or walk in a straight line yet wearing dance clothes that cost more than the entire amount I’ve spent on my own clothing this year!

Samantha’s dance outfit. Let’s just say she stood out.
As the class began, it was clear it was not going to be ANYTHING like the class description. The instructor was straight out of a Soviet-era olympic gymnastics training regime…Russian accent and all.  Svetlana, as I will hereinafter refer to her as, was exactly what you would hope a teacher of young children wouldn’t be–cold, hard-core, and, well, Russian.
Instead of the “upbeat, kid-friendly” music I was expecting, Svetlana turned on some classical and wasted no time instructing us to guide the students into first position, with toes pointed outwards. I had Amelia, while Jake took Samantha and we literally had to force their feet apart for first position, second position and third position. It all seemed a little ridiculous, but we decided to stick it out.
Next, it was time for pliés and arabesques. By now, the girls had realized this was absolutely no fun at all, and started rebelling, wiggling out of our arms, going limp noodle on us on the floor, and screeching, while the other little robots dancers obediently complied with Svetlana’s demands. “NO PLAY. VORK. JUST VORK,” is a pretty fair summation of class.
After the “warm-ups,” Svetlana announced that we would now be practicing the routine the little Tutsi Toes would be performing in their upcoming recital, for those who had signed up. The routine consisted of more footwork, pliés, arabesques, spinning around and walking in a straight line across the stage.
The coup de gras came when Svetlana turned on–AND I AM NOT KIDDING YOU–the Miss America Theme Song and instructed us to help our toddlers walk across the floor, one by one, blow kisses to the audience and wave on the way out. UM NO.
This was quickly turning into an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras and I seriously couldn’t believe the other parents were willingly going along with it. Jake and I looked at each other in abject horror and nearly walked out, but, decided to stay once Svetlana turned on “Wheels on the Bus” for what she called “a leeeetle jazz pract-iz” for the kids.
The most entertaining part about the whole class was listening to some of the parents at the back of the room, who were coaching their older toddlers in the class (ages 2-2 1/2) from the sidelines. Curiously, many of them also sounded and looked Eastern European. “Follow vot Svetalana says!” they would shout from afar. “Votch your feet! Niet! Stop hafing fun and vork! Ve must beat ze Americans!” Maybe not that last part, but you get the idea.
Several times, I had to leave the dance room with a melting down Samantha and sit outside, looking in at the class through the two-way mirror. Amelia fared a bit better, but still threw a fit when we forced her to twirl or walk in a line instead of running over to the pile of hula hoops in the corner. Normally, this would have exasperated me, but instead it reassured me that the girls are normal, happy, intelligent energetic little toddlers who want to run around and have fun–not robots!
                      Sitting in a tupperware lid is WAY more fun than dance class, mom!
              
             
Toward the end of class, Svetlana ushered all the toddlers over to the bars, where we were to practice more pliés. We have a little monkey bar set at home that Jake made the girls for Christmas and on which they absolutely love swinging. Amelia’s eyes thus lit up in recognition when she saw the ballet bars, and immediately attempted to do somersaults over them. “VOT IZ ZIS? ZE BARS ARE NOT FOR SVINGING,” interjected Svetlana. Poor Amelia was so dejected!
At the very end, having completed the ballet and jazz exercises, it was time for tap dance. All the students ran over to the corner and donned MINI TAP SHOES. It was more than my mind could handle–so cute, but really? Obviously, we didn’t have tap shoes for Samantha and Amelia, so they had to make due with trying to stomp their feet on the floor to the beat. That was one part of class I think the girls really would have enjoyed, if only we were nice parents and had tap shoes for them!
At the end of class, Svetlana reassured us that it takes a few weeks for most toddlers to adjust to the rigors of her dance course. She proudly pointed to one of the 14 month olds and explained that she had been in the class since she was 12 months old and was now one of her “star students.”
When I explained that the girls did fine in their gymnastics class, which included more activity and less structure, Svetlana scoffed and said, “Gymnastics iz very simple, comrades. Anyvon can run around. Dance iz vay more vork and requires vay more coordination.”
That may be true, but I think we’ll be sticking to gymnastics in the future!
Lots of love,
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First Trip to the Zoo

I’m still catching up on weeks’ worth of events, so today, I’m posting about Samantha and Amelia’s first trip to the zoo a few weeks ago.

Grandma Jolene and I took the girls to the OC Zoo, a tiny little “zoo” (if you can even call it that) located within Irvine Regional Park. I’d love to go back and explore the rest of the park as there were paddle boats, bike rentals, horseback riding, and lots of playgrounds. In fact, I recognized it as I pulled up when I realized that Jake had taken me horseback riding there a few years ago for my birthday.

The best part about the zoo–the two dollar entrance fee. A bargain!

The zoo had a few “exotic” animals, like an ocelot, a cougar, and a lion, but we spent most of our time at the petting zoo portion since the girls didn’t seem to care much about animals they couldn’t actually touch.

Amelia freaked out when she realized she could go right up to the sheep and feed them. She LOVED it!

 

She was squealing with delight the entire time.

 

Samantha, on the other hand, screamed bloody murder every time I tried to put her down to pet the sheep, so I held her while we followed Amelia around. She was terrified!

Peacocks (not pictured here) were roaming around the entire park and after hearing them squawk constantly, my mom and I had an epiphany– it was exactly what Amelia sounded like when she made her little grunting noises.

We’ve concluded that Amelia was raised by peacocks in her younger months and then returned to our family when she was a few months old. I was too sleep-deprived back then to notice she was gone. We now call Amelia our little peacock– she really does sound like one!

 

One of the rare moments that Samantha let me put her down.

 

After walking around to see the other animals (which took all of ten minutes), we walked over to the train and took a leisurely ride around the park.
And enjoyed some snacks on the way.

 

The train was a huge hit!

 

With the girls’ nap schedule, we only have about 2 1/2 to maybe 3 hours of wake time before they need to go down for their afternoon nap, and the zoo was the perfect way to wear the girls out! It’s cheap, small and just the right pace for the girls right now. Plenty to see, but not too overwhelming for them.

The OC Zoo is officially Samantha and Amelia approved!

Lots of love,

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Happy 15 Month Birthday and First Hair Cut

Happy 15th Month Birthday, Samantha and Amelia! Three months ago, you still seemed like babies to me and now you’re full-fledged toddlers! Scary!

To celebrate, we met up with the girls’ friends, Maliyah (who celebrated her 16 month birthday today), Allie, Alex, and Ivy at the park earlier this morning and the girls ran around, mostly stealing other people’s toys. “It’s our BIRTHDAY and we want to try ALL of the toys at the park,” explained the girls to the other kids, who were taken aback by their hubris.

I’m so backlogged on many of the events of the past few weeks, so today and in the next few days, I’ll be catching up. First item of business: hair cuts!

A few weeks ago, when Grandma was still here, Samantha and Amelia got their first hair cuts. They don’t have a ton of hair as it is, but the ends were looking kind of mangy, so we took them to Cool Cuts for Kids one Thursday morning.

Samantha was bribed with my car keys volunteered to go first. 

She was a little apprehensive at first. 
Nevermind, this is going to be fun!

Take a couple inches of the back please, and try not to give me a mullet. 

Snippety snip. 
Almost done. I love how she looks so much like a boy with that frock on!

Amelia awaited happily on the sidelines. 

Samantha did great throughout the hair cut, until the very end when she decided she hated her new ‘do. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE? YOU’VE RUINED MY HAIR! 

Amelia’s turn.  

Even though she was glued to the movie playing on the screen in front of her, Amelia still managed to flail around enough to make the hair dresser’s job difficult. 
Oh no you don’t! 

 All done and looking pretty!

We tried to put Samantha back in the fire engine for a final photo with both girls, but, still upset she didn’t get the exact style she wanted, she protested vehemently. 

I WANTED LAYERS AND REAL SIDE SWEPT BANGS YOU FOOLS.

I never did get that final group photo. As soon as we left the salon, Samantha stopped her tantrum, after we promised her that next time, we’d bring a picture so that the hair dresser could cut her hair exactly the way she wanted it.

We tried to explain to Samantha that she didn’t really have much hair in the first place. The hair dresser literally cut off maybe a quarter inch of hair from both girls, which she put into commemorative certificates along with space for photos. I couldn’t tell much of a difference in the before and afters, except that the mousse that the hair dresser put in made their hair so curly!

At the sloooooow rate the girls’ hair grows, we probably won’t be back for another year!

Lots of love,

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